My Imperial Brother Bows to Me by Day, Then Blocks My Bed at Night

[Cross-Dressing + Taming the Guys + Lighthearted Comedy]

After fighting tooth and nail to win the cold, elegant Godfather’s heart, she gets transmigrated! What a raw deal!

And she’s transmigrated into the “useless Crown Prince,” the laughingstock of the entire kingdom, a giant blimp of a person!

Shen Qingmei is furious!

She swears she’ll slim down until she’s a bolt of lightning and blind everyone with her dazzling transformation!

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Right after she transmigrates

First Prince: Stay in your chambers. Don’t come out and embarrass yourself.

Second Prince: Where’s the Crown Prince? I only see a ball.

Fourth Prince: No entry for Crown Princes or pigs.

A few months later

The First Prince takes her hand, gazing at her tenderly: Actually… I like men too.

The Second Prince wraps an arm around her waist: A little extra weight is nice. You’re more comfortable to hold.

The Fourth Prince throws an arm over her shoulder: We’re the best duo in the world!

[A Dramatic Scene]

“Your Majesty! The one hundred thousand troops of Yelang have attacked!”

“Only one hundred thousand? Nothing to worry about.”

“But more than half our troops have defected!”

“What?! Who did this?!”

“It was… the Imperial Preceptor…”

“Imperial Preceptor, are you rebelling?!”

A flash of cold steel, and one sword stroke severs a throat.

The Imperial Preceptor lowers his eyes calmly. “Whatever she wants, I will place it in her hands.”