Don't read this! This is my first novel, just practice, and I messed it up! (˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)
[Sharp-Tongued System + Comedic Bickering + Feel-Good Power-Up Story]
As a shameless System in the cultivation world,
I got bound to the cultivation world's number-one saintly do-gooder,
Qi Mochu.
Other Systems hand out rewards, but me!
I'm a shameless System that deducts merit points!
He saves his hypocritical master, so I expose the recording stone:
"That old geezer used your life to block heavenly tribulation!"
He saves a demonized woman, so I serve up karmic fire:
"She killed your whole family in her past life. Want to burn her, dear? We even offer after-sales service!"
He still wants to sacrifice himself for all living beings! I sneer and switch on the merit-point ATM.
"Dear, you've overdrawn your kindness. Please beat up some scum to pay it back!"
