"Saintesses all like rich, handsome men! Short, poor, and ugly guys can only be simps. A body as handsome as mine means I can keep looking for girlfriends, while you can only look for girlfriends who'll stick around. Get it?"
"What's the difference?" The fat man looked at Ning Chen in confusion, struggling to wrap his head around what he meant.
"It means I can keep looking for girlfriends, while you can only look for long-term girlfriends!" Ning Chen said, then walked away without looking back, leaving the fat man to ponder alone in the wind!
"Those shameless scoundrels are back at our ancestral grounds? Keep an eye on the storeroom. Don't let that duck of his sneak in!"
"You're the duck! Your whole family are ducks!"
"What ancestral grounds? I just thought the houttuynia here was growing well, so I came to dig some up. I only happened to dig up a few sacred artifacts, that's all."
The lecherous old Daoist said, "Write down who said that. Tonight, we're going to his family's graves to dig up some houttuynia!"
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