In the golden elixir era where the gears are interlocking, Li Xuanchen, a monk from a poor family, was forced to be involved in an interstellar scam that spanned three thousand years.
Under the neon archway of Xiu Zhen Tian Street, the cyber monks stepped on the quantum flying sword and rushed to the imperial examination room, but they did not know that their golden elixir was being refined into an anchor for interstellar colonization. Li Xuanchen held half of the fragment of the pickle jar in his hand. When he was dissecting the cyber monk, he discovered that the jade slip with his mother's birth date was engraved on it - it was actually the key to the ancient Taotie Cauldron, and his spine had already been implanted with the tenth dragon vein by the Yin Fu Sect!
When the clone army crawled out of the Suolongjing, the mechanical Buddha recited the "Rebirth Mantra" on the blockchain, and his mother's eyes stared at the world in the bronze cauldron, Li Xuanchen finally understood:
The so-called avenue of cultivation is nothing but a program written by an alien civilization;
The so-called fireworks in the world of mortals are the sharpest sword for killing gods.
(Everyone, please enter the jar)
