[Wu Xie x Qi Shunyi. Lots of personal headcanons, so please don't mind them]
A derivative fanwork, written for my own amusement.
The plot follows a crossover of film and TV worlds. Feel free to point out anything that seems off! I'll fix it!
“Wu Xie, I'm just a fortune-teller.”
“No, you're the most important head of logistics!”
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Qi Shunyi doesn't know how things ended up like this. He only came along on one tomb expedition, so how did this puppy drag him into all this?
“Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi, don't be scared. Brother Wu Xie will protect you.” Wu Xie stammers, forcing himself to reassure him one halting word at a time. “Thud!” Wu Xie hits the ground, eyes rolling back as he faints. Qi Shunyi looks at the reanimated zombie and Wu Xie, knocked down and out cold by the coffin lid. For a moment, he doesn't know what to do. What am I supposed to do now that you've collapsed? I'm just a feeble fortune-teller who can't even fight a chicken!
Why doesn't anyone read such a beautiful book?
It looks great, I hope it will be a hit 💕💕💕