My girlfriend's brother is a naughty kid.
During the Chinese New Year, people were blowing up firecrackers in the streets. I kindly advised them.
But he rebuked me and said:
"Can you take care of it? You really think you are my brother-in-law. Are you worthy of it?"
Later, he threw the firecrackers into the sewer manhole cover of the shopping mall, blowing up more than a dozen million-dollar luxury cars.
My girlfriend found me in a hurry and said:
"You said you love me the most. You will compensate my brother, right?"