#Against-the-Grain Power Fantasy #Multiple Heroines, One Chaotic Love Triangle #The Ultimate Food Delivery Pro #I Defuse Nuclear Bombs in the City #All of Humanity Are My Repeat Customers
On a stormy night, Wang Heng’s delivery box held three things:
A snow-capped coffee from 1982 (the customer was his ex-girlfriend, who had been sent to assassinate him)
Spicy hot pot pressed down by the Imperial Jade Seal (the order came from the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang)
Nine blood-soaked marriage contracts (the heroines were hunting him down worldwide)
The moment he tapped “Delivery Complete”:
A livestream by the esports goddess automatically began playing a recording of their wedding night
The policewoman’s handcuffs turned into a couples’ toy
A ten-ton wall of gold bricks descended in the ice-cold CEO’s office as a marriage proposal
The international supermodel’s wedding dress automatically generated a fingerprint lock bearing his print
“These heroines really aren’t up to much.” Wang Heng fried a runny egg with nuclear launch codes while watching an army of clones locked inside the bathroom.
His delivery scooter was transforming into an interstellar warship. In the trunk:
✓ The head of the Dark Star Society’s president (kept fresh)
✓ Scallions grown in Martian soil (overdue for pickup)
✓ The ninth heroine’s mechanical heart (playing the wedding march)
At that very moment, the world’s powerful collectively lost it:
“He turned the Federal Reserve vault into a delivery locker!”
“The lunar base registered a group-meal account on Ele.me!”
“The UN Security Council got flooded with bad reviews after trying to place an order!”
“Delivery confirmed? Then it’s time for this world to get a new owner.”
Wang Heng honked his nuclear-powered scooter’s horn, and nine bronze coffins smashed through the Civil Affairs Bureau’s doors. The Ten Kings of Hell were urging him to get married over Timi voice chat.
