[No CP, Independent Female Lead, Humorous Heroine Who Isn't a Saint, Blessed with Good Luck]
From the start, her Luck stat is maxed out. Who's jealous? I'm not saying. When God opens one door for you, He has to close one of your windows.
"Damn it, why can't I raise my Strength stat?!" Jiang Yue sprinted like crazy in a pair of sky-high heels, with a troop of six-armed monkeys chasing her. That's right, a pack of mutated, six-armed monkeys. Why? Because someone got greedy and just had to imitate the monkeys stealing peaches by trying to steal the monkeys' peaches. Are you crazy, or am I?
"Damn, thank goodness I put all my points into Agility! I may not be able to beat you, but I can sure outrun you!"