[Sand sculpture cultivation + anti-routine dog food + social animal counterattack]
Delivery boy Chen Ergou has a fatal weakness - his campus beauty girlfriend Gu Xiaoyao is a kitchen killer who can even cook instant noodles into cement, but she always likes to hold the novel "The Overbearing Immortal Falls in Love with Me" and declares solemnly: "When I recover my cultivation, I will wipe out the three realms with blood."
Until one rainy night, Chen Ergou saw with his own eyes his girlfriend slapped Lei Jie to pieces, and stepped into the void with a takeout box: "This is so damning, can I afford to pay for the electric car that smashed my dog's car?"
He dug out his ancestral "Postpartum Care Guide for Sows" overnight and found that the title page clearly read: "If you encounter the reincarnation of the empress, please feed her snail powder and double yuba every day, otherwise she may use your pants to make a magic weapon for her life."
From then on, the style of painting in the world of cultivation changed suddenly——
Demon Lord live broadcasted the Nine-turn Resurrection Pill: "Family members! Pay the protection fee to Empress Gu today and get a 10% discount on everything!"
The elder of the Immortal Sect knelt down and begged Chen Ergou to buy spicy strips for him: "Fellow Taoist, this is a tribute that can suppress the anger of the empress!"
Chen Ergou, with a thermos cup of wolfberry tea in his left hand and a "How to Get Along with a Psychopathic Girlfriend" in his right hand, calmly scanned the QR code at the scene of the battle between fairies and demons: "Who is that? Remember to pay the Feijian parking fee after the fight."
