I’ll Never Drop My Wicked Persona, and I’ll Be a Goofball for Life

[Super-sweet 1v1 + showbiz + absurd comedy + memes + nonsense + face-slapping + shameless antics]

[Unhinged comic actress x gossip-obsessed, deranged CEO]

When Yu Xian opens her eyes, she finds herself inside a novel about a toxic woman and a toxic man. The original heroine is basically Wang Baochuan, the love-struck ex who spent eighteen years digging wild vegetables, wasting both her money and her life on a scumbag. Seeing that the story is nearing its end, Yu Xian slowly breaks into an evil gardenia-like smile.

Yu Xian: Sorry, but I’m allergic to being lovesick. You picked the wrong person to mess with: I’m built like reinforced concrete!

What goes around comes around~ And I’m your comeuppance~~

Yu Xian goes completely off the rails. One slap for the toxic heroine, two for the scheming second male lead, and eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms for the scumbag male lead.

The scumbag male lead, now sporting a swollen face, looks terrified. “Don’t come near me!”

Someone secretly watching the drama has stars in his eyes. “That’s exactly what I’m talking about!”

Director Gou, who got a late-night barrage of calls from Yu Xian and a round of threats to boot: “I! Haven’t done anything to any of you. *sobs*”

A certain deranged CEO jumps in first. “Hey, it was no trouble at all. You don’t have to thank her.”

Yu Xian turns a dangerous gaze on him. “You’re like someone lighting a lamp in a public toilet: looking for trouble.”

Gu Miu is deeply moved. “Waaah~ Getting hit means she loves me, and getting scolded means she adores me. She loves me so deeply. A lovesick man is the best dowry a woman could ask for. Honey, here I come!”

Yu Xian: …

The second and third female leads, captivated by Yu Xian’s charm: “Waaah, Gu Miu has it so good. I’m so jealous! Sis, don’t be so strict about gender!”

The heroine may be crazy, but her values are sound (crossed out), not crooked. Come on in and enjoy, everyone~