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Others transmigrate into a book; I write one. Others become wildly popular; I flop.
Just as I realize that not even robot readers care to visit my novel, the System suddenly flashes a bizarre notification: [Hidden achievement "Three-Nothing Work" unlocked. Dimensional barrier-breaking bonus event triggered: The villainous Boss from your story is generating in the comments section.]
Now my document is automatically continuing the villain's descent into darkness.
The protagonist starts cursing the author in chapter six.
And the latest review says:
"The female supporting character has transmigrated to your address with a 40-meter-long blade: ██ Road, No. ██."
#Earn digital good karma with clicks to keep the author from being assassinated by their characters#
#Warning: This story may contain 108 ways for the author to beg for comments#
#When a flop novel gains self-awareness, who's the first to be sacrificed...? #
It's so beautiful, I watch it every day 😢