The Overworked Fairy Keeps Cracking Up in the Cultivation World

[Hilarious cultivation + absurd comedy + pocket-dimension golden finger + unconventional female lead] After failing her tribulation, overworked office worker Hualin discovered she'd landed in the cultivation world, at the most cutthroat sect of them all: Fortune Sect. ✓ Sword-flying requires clocking in with DingTalk. ✓ The immortal-demon war is just like a client changing the specs. ✓ Her master could outdo Wall Street at selling empty promises. Just as she was forced to take the blame for the White Lotus junior sister's 301st mess, a ding rang in her mind: "Inheritance from the God of Office Workers received: One Happy Slacker House!" ✨ Comes with an automatic alchemy health pot (foundation-building pills that taste like milk tea) ✨ A mutant vegetable garden (plant chili peppers and get 10,086 explosive flame talismans) ✨ A PS5 cultivation room (playing games = increased cultivation) From then on, the cultivation world went completely off the rails: ⚔️ While everyone else duels, she does square dancing. She turns her alchemy homework into hot-pot base, and the elders eat three bowls through their tears. She plucks the mountain-guardian beast bald to make wigs, and the immortal world's rich ladies fight to buy them. And that aloof Sword Venerable Xingji, famous for his cold expression and a sword that breaks ten thousand arts... On the outside: A face covered in frost, one sword to break ten thousand arts. In reality: A rap fan addicted to sneaking sips of her tear-flavored milk tea. (Heroine: You sneak onto my roof at night just to catch dew and mix it into milk tea?!) When a bug in the AI Heavenly Dao System turns tribulation lightning into a disco light show: The heroine whips out her family Excel spreadsheet and patches the immortal world. The White Lotus junior sister's livestream goes spectacularly wrong, and she falls into the cesspit she dug herself. The Demon Venerable gets PUAed into becoming a beauty influencer, and his products go viral across all three realms.