"Welcome to Daixuanshan Observatory, please abide by the following rules:
1. If you see a green ox walking, please immediately recite Chapter 7 of the De Jing.
2. When I blink in the Bagua Mirror, I must refute whatever he says.
3. It is forbidden to use negative words after the sound of "The Movement of Rebels" appears at 3:33 every day.
4. If you find that the words in the Tao Te Ching are arranged in correct order, immediately correct them with black dog blood.
——Those who violate the rules will be trapped in the quantum state of "the existence and non-existence" forever.
——Those who abide by the rules will hear Lao Tzu say in your ear: "Congratulations on finding the truth and anti-reading mode"..."
