“The washed-up actress everyone thought was beyond saving went on a livestream variety show and started roasting a top-tier star: ‘Your forehead looks dark. Your career is going to crash tonight!’”
When Jiang Li wakes up, she finds herself in the body of a fussy celebrity hated by the entire internet.
She owes eighty million in breach-of-contract fees, and a trending scandal accuses her of “forcing a kiss on a top-tier star.”
But then she unexpectedly awakens the long-lost thousand-year-old mystic art, the Book of Heaven’s Secrets.
From then on, the entertainment industry takes a strange turn:
On a deserted-island survival show, she burns talismans to drive off a water ghost, sending the show to the top of the trending charts overnight.
When ghost soldiers disrupt a drama shoot, she touches up her makeup with cinnabar powder and turns around to suppress a hundred-year-old vengeful spirit.
At an awards ceremony, while the stars compete on the red carpet, she lays out the Big Dipper formation to help a rival actress cut off a curse bringing bad romance.
The whole internet thinks she is just building a fake fortune-teller persona.
That is, until she predicts on a livestream that top-tier star Shen Xubai has secretly married and had a child.
That night, #ShenXubaiStudioStatement# goes viral: “We have reported this to the police.”
The next day, #ShenXubaiReportedByChaoyangResidentsForTaxEvasionOf870Million# dominates the headlines.
Watching her follower count soar by ten million, Jiang Li sneers: “The end of science is mysticism, and the end of the entertainment industry is prison.”
Later, on a dating show,
the mystic queen, whom the entire internet is begging to teach a class, finally slips up.
The heir to the Shen Group, known as “the ice mountain of the human world,” pins her against a compass and crushes the fifth protective talisman in her pocket. “Miss Jiang, you can predict calamities, but can’t figure out who you slept with?”
She stares at the snowy white fox tail swaying behind him, her eyes wide with shock.
“...Does your Monster Management Bureau allow employees to date wanted criminals?”
