How do you turn a lovesick prince into a clingy puppy? Shen Moyi raises her hand: I know this one!
A 23rd-century emergency-room doctor transmigrates into the body of a sharp-tongued, marriage-averse woman in ancient times. This time, she decides to give up and live like a carefree slacker.
But her scumbag father thinks her life isn’t miserable enough and forces her into a substitute marriage! And the groom is an impotent man with one foot in the grave!
Shen Moyi is furious. The sickly young man she just took in quietly lends a hand. “Anyway, that Seventh Prince doesn’t have long to live. I hear his mother died young, so marrying him would at least save you from having a horrible mother-in-law. It might even be a blessing.”
Shen Moyi is tempted. She swindles a large sum of money out of her scumbag father and happily gets married.
All she wants is to wait for the Seventh Prince to die, then return home with her money!
When the day comes, Shen Moyi is mourning, and the sickly young man appears with a face of icy fury.
What... is going on?
She’s dug the impotent man out of the grave with her own hands!
What a disaster...
From then on, whenever the princess consort gets into a fight, he hands her a knife; whenever she causes trouble, he has her back.
Shen Moyi settles into a life where food and clothes are brought to her on demand.
