Live fortune-telling + ghost-hunting + no romance
“Which insignificant wretch dared to ambush me from behind?”
“Damn, where am I?”
Su Mingyue, a powerful master of the occult, was ambushed while cultivating and woke up in the body of another Su Mingyue, with the same name, in an unfamiliar world.
To return to her original world, Su Mingyue had no choice but to stay here and accumulate enough merit.
“I want to know next week’s winning lottery numbers.”
Su Mingyue: “Keep dreaming!”
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“Master, can you tell me when my boyfriend is going to propose?”
Su Mingyue: “Propose? He’s in your best friend’s bed, brushing up on a foreign language. He’s busy.”
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Her ungrateful little brother came asking for help. “Master, there’s a ghost in my room. It always gets up in the middle of the night to play video games. Can you get rid of it?”
Su Mingyue: “Easy. First, bring me three bowls of… virgin boy urine.”
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A scruffy, middle-aged man came asking for help. “Master, my son went traveling with his roommate, but I haven’t heard from him in ages. Can you tell me where he is?”
Su Mingyue: “He isn’t traveling with his roommate. He’s with your stepson.”
The father: “Did they elope?”
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