Lin Yuan awakens the Myriad Heavens Plunder System during the college entrance exam, embarking on a fantasy power trip where showing off comes as naturally as breathing and face-slapping is as easy as chopping vegetables!
While others cultivate immortality with spiritual roots, he solves math problems.
While others fly on swords, he tramples the heavens beneath a copy of Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Simulated Tests.
While others refine pills and take elixirs, he uses Granny Meng’s soup as hot pot broth and seals extraterritorial demons with stinky tofu!
With a compass that alters the laws of physics through cause and effect in his left hand, a beast that devours a sea of exam questions in his right, a leek-shaped moon overhead mocking the Space-Time Administration, and even the coffin lid claimed as cultural heritage by Kimchi Country underfoot!
[Ding! The Host smashed the prehistoric spirit-testing stele with a jianbing pancake. Shock value +99,999!]
[Ding! The Host made King Yama finish ten sets of Jiangsu exam papers and unlocked an underworld college entrance exam green card!]
[Ding! Kimchi Country’s national fortune has been converted into an overseas edition of the Huanggang Exam Papers!]
From immortal cultivation clans to interstellar civilizations, from underworld kings to metaverse AI, Lin Yuan uses one copy of Five-Three to connect all the worlds and rewrites the universe’s underlying code by showing off. Until he discovers that
His parents’ disappearance is connected to the dragon vein of exam questions.
The answers to the college entrance exam conceal the secret to rebooting the myriad heavens.
And the final mission in the System is…
[Bury every version of yourself across all timelines with your own hands.]
(Invincible hero + hilarious power trip + wildly imaginative twists. The motto is: “Show off today, slap faces till they bleed.” At least ten chapters every day, for a thrill that’ll send you spiraling into the skies!)
So funny, so beautiful