Delivery boy Xuanyuan Jin, the gears of his fate suddenly turned the moment he was knocked into the trash can. He accidentally unlocked the most powerful villain system in the universe, and stepped into the absurd universe where immortality and science fiction intertwined.
At first, he was just an unlucky guy holding a 5-yuan "Jade Seal" pendant in his left hand and a smelly take-out box in his right hand. However, he was shocked to find that he had become the experimental subject of Hongmeng Laboratory's "Cosmic Debtor". Since then, the show has continued. He used the Star Destroyer to grill squid to pay off his debts, letting the squid sizzle in the blazing fire of the Star Destroyer; he hung idle fish as collateral in the Sky Palace, causing an uproar in the fairy world; he taught Antarctic penguins to form a fairy sword array, and the naive penguins played with the fairy swords, the scene was funny and spectacular; and he also used Bitcoin to attack the foundation of the Cthulhu Kingdom. He has repeatedly jumped in all walks of life. He even used thunder tribulation as a beauty filter, transformed Six Paths of Reincarnation into a script to kill the hall, and Meng Po Soup was also mixed into an Internet celebrity cocktail.
When the Hongmeng Court tried him for "malicious debt evasion across the universe," he actually tore open his chest and revealed the ultimate USB drive that could format the universe. It turned out that the marriage contract was a tool for loan fraud, the system was a Ponzi scheme, and Lin Weiwei's DNA was also a repayment insurance designed by him. His repeated "laozi behavior" revealed the astonishing truth behind the universe: the so-called way of heaven is a loan shark with infinite compound interest; the so-called cultivation of immortality is nothing more than a Truman Show controlled by a laboratory.
In this universe full of unknowns and absurdities, Xuanyuan Jin takes Laolai System and continues to embark on adventures full of challenges and surprises. His story has just begun.
Reader comments
Come on, who can say no to the cheerleaders dancing to "Drunken Butterflies" at the sports festival?
What a damn joke of mine, Meng Po soup can become the official celebration drink hahahahaha
Come on, who can say no to the cheerleaders dancing to "Drunken Butterflies" at the sports festival?
What a damn joke of mine, Meng Po soup can become the official celebration drink hahahahaha