There are no simps, only people who give their affection to the wrong person.
After ten years as a simp, Zhao Yang gets flattened by a truck on his way to make one last attempt to win over his goddess.
Reborn in a new life, he swears he'll never be a simp again. If he ever does it again, he says, write his name backward.
What, a System? A Simp System?!
“Hello, my name is Yang Zhao.”
The System has detected a stunning school doctor. Bind her?
“Yes.”
The System has detected a college beauty. Bind her?
“Wait, how does this… Yes.”
The System has detected a top student whose beauty has been sealed away. Bind her?
“Oh? So her beauty was sealed. Yes.”
“Wait, System, why didn't I react like that when I saw my goddess from my previous life?”
“Sorry, Host. I'm a Simp System, not a trash-recycling system.”
