The Empress’s Guide to Slacking Off: The Kids Trash the Palace While I Munch on Snacks
皇后摸鱼实录：崽崽拆家我嗑瓜子
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 625k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Palace & Household Intrigue
- Updated
- 5mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- I'm Done Fighting, I'll Lie Flat. Your Majesty, I Don't Want You Anymore不斗了躺平了，皇上我不要了Alternate title on Fanqie
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What can I say, the teacher's writing is good. However, the introduction is written by colleagues who don't care, but if you look at the whole story, you can see that the heroine loved and cared about some small actions (maybe she doesn't care anymore now), and the hero seems to like her but not like her. It's not clear that she likes her, but some language descriptions feel very contradictory. It feels more like I just wanted to write about the heroine's free and easy carelessness, but I didn't write it out. It seems more like she doesn't care on the surface, but in fact she has been suffering (it's a bit uncomfortable to watch). But look forward to the follow-up plot, teacher, keep working hard.
I hope the heroine will always stay awake and not fall in love with the hero. After the hero dies, I hope the heroine will finally be free.
It's really good to watch. You can see the love of the male protagonist for the female protagonist from the subtle details. The plot behind it is also super interesting, full of ups and downs. I hope the author can continue to update it. Come on [Working on it] [Working on it]
The heroine is a queen named Wuyou, and the heroine's brother is a general named Wuyou. How can the queen and the general be carefree? 🥺 It's a little bit sad. I like the Empress very much. As the legitimate daughter of a powerful official and an empress, she does everything right and is a mother to the world. However, with a God's perspective, I still feel a little distressed 😢 I can't understand the emperor. There are many emperors who think they "love the queen" in their actions and words, but they also go to the harem to take care of their concubines [puzzle] I really don't understand his love, and our empress doesn't understand the emperor's love either. Fortunately, the empress has a sense of being a heroine, and regardless of whether he loves her or not, she takes good care of her son and family and goes to work with the emperor. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It's pretty good... The first time I've seen this type of movie... Warmth in the ordinary
It's beautiful, not boring at all
It looks good, I like the relationship between the heroine, Tuan Tuan and the Emperor and their family of three
Super beautiful, highly recommended!
It looks good. I hope the author can keep updating more. I really like it~
Will there be a second part?