Pure couples + the heroine goes crazy from time to time + a little food + everyone's darling + spatial System + a man's best dowry is being lovestruck
If someone rubs her the wrong way, she slaps them first and asks questions later.
If they really get on her nerves, she rewards them with a barrage of slaps.
She wanted to watch the meteor shower from the city tower, so he had his soldiers keep the lanterns burning all night, creating the illusion of a river of stars. She wanted osmanthus cakes from Jiangnan, so he rode a thousand miles and returned in three days.
Blue Sea Grand Hotel--
"This large intestine of yours..." The manager chewed the large intestine in his mouth, his brows knitted tightly.
"I left a little something special in the flavor."
"You..."
"Thank you, miss, for saving my life..." Shen Yan covered his mouth, looking feeble.
"Stop. Great kindness needs no thanks. Don't say anything about repaying a life-saving favor by marrying me, or being your ox and horse in the next life. You'd be better off being my ox and horse in this life."
"..." Shen Yan fell silent.
"Remember to tell your big sis if you need anything. I can't help much with big things, and there's no need to tell me about small things."
Shen Yan had thought he'd met a woman full of holes from head to toe, but then...
"My dearest wife, I like you so much! I'll love you for ten thousand years, mwah!"
"Shen Yan, aren't you embarrassed to say something so gross?"
"My wife called me gross. I'm so heartbroken."
"!" Lin Zhiyu raised her fist, and everything went quiet in an instant.
Shen Yan stared blankly at the cannon in his hands. Who could tell him what kind of divine being his wife was?
One day in court, all the officials knelt trembling on the ground, their faces swollen beyond recognition.
Shen Yan tenderly blew on Lin Zhiyu's slightly reddened hand.
Then he turned to glare at the officials below, his face as cold as snow in midsummer.
"Look, my wife's hand is already calloused. You people deserve to die."
"..." The officials
