When Bai Xi wakes up, her transmigration has left her in a bit of pain. It wasn't a car accident or a fall from a building. A mysterious old woman slapped her in the street and shoved a breathing jade pendant into her hands! When she opens her eyes again, her year-end bonus is gone, her spicy hot pot is just a dream, and she is lying in a forest of peach blossoms, transformed into an ordinary mortal too weak to even wring a chicken's neck.
Worse, she seems to have become the most coveted “living Tang Monk meat” in the Three Realms. She carries the long-extinct bloodline of the Goddess Nüwa. A whiff of her blood can drive demons wild, and a single tear can stir the hearts of gods. She is a peerless treasure for alchemy, extending life, and cultivation!
The one piece of good news is that she has latched onto the biggest golden thigh imaginable: Di Xiyao, the last Divine Lord of the ancient primordial era, whose true form is a nine-tailed celestial fox. His looks and combat prowess are both off the charts, and the whole Three Realms trembles at the sight of him. He may be a little cold, but he really does protect his own.
And so things go like this:
The Demon Lord roars, “Hand over that woman!”
The Divine Lord lifts his eyes. “As if you were worthy.”
The Heavenly Emperor tests the waters. “This woman concerns the fate of the Three Realms…”
The Divine Lord replies coolly, “Since when do you get to decide what happens to someone under my protection?”
Bai Xi's job is to make the most of her caretaker's protection (and secret advances), work her way up from a “newbie in the Immortal Realm” to a big shot in the Three Realms, and figure out the truth behind that slap. Who was the old woman? What earth-shattering secret is hidden in this “living meat” of hers?
