This World Has Tons of Cheats, Yet It’s Ridiculously Absurd

[Wild Imagination] [The Author Is in a Normal State of Mind]

I’m the senior disciple of Lingyun Peak.

Lately, my head has been pounding, because the people around me have been acting more and more strangely.

Five years ago, I transmigrated into this cultivation world.

Four years ago, my second junior sister was jilted by a scumbag, and started muttering to herself every day in the cultivation tower behind the mountain.

“Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west. Never look down on a poor young man!”

Three years ago, my third junior brother suddenly comprehended the Heavenly Dao, established his Foundation in three months, and reached the Golden Core Realm in a year.

Whenever he has a spare moment, he comes looking for me. “Senior Brother, I’m actually reborn. In the future, I’ll seize fortune, surpass the gifted, and make a name for myself! You’d better cling to me now. I’ll protect you later!”

Two years ago, my usually lively, adorable, and polite fourth junior brother suddenly took up crafting weapons.

Looking at the Desert Eagle, AK-47, and RPG he made…

I fell into deep thought.

A year ago, my well-bred junior sister woke up one day and started talking in an unbearably affected, sweetly manipulative way!

Now she’s a master of the art.

“Master, you didn’t guide me in my cultivation today. Have you found a new disciple outside?”

“Senior Brother, you ignored me today. Do you not like me anymore…?”

Me: ???

Today, I ran into Master by the little bridge. I hadn’t seen him in ages.

That was when I realized Master was actually talking to a System!?

“With a favorability rating of 100, I can obtain an unparalleled legacy!?”

“I’ll take this quest!”

“System, why is my eldest disciple’s favorability rating toward me only 50!?”

My head nearly exploded on the spot!

You all have cheat abilities, while I’m the only one actually working hard to cultivate, huh!?