Xie Yushuang, the Moonhide Mountain's resident lie-flat champion, is kicked down the mountain by her master on his deathbed. “Disciple, your destiny is missing KPIs!”
After descending the mountain, Xie Yushuang discovers that her wallet is even emptier than her face. She rushes to Jinxi City overnight with her sword to work as a doctor, only to pick up a blood-soaked VIP client within days of starting the job.
In Jiangnan, Xie Yushuang watches her martial arts progress bar drop by 10% every day and angrily pounds the table. Then she gets locked up because her enemy croaks. “Even prison food is better at exploiting bugs than I am! I even ghostwrote the confession for the corrupt official next door, and his chicken soup still gets all the credit!”
She braves the capital to get medicine, only to turn Prince Zhou's rebellion into a team-building activity. Spotting a banner for the martial arts tournament along the way, Xie Yushuang rubs her hands in excitement. “Places like this always drop loot!” But three minutes after entering, she gets a “Free-falling corpse experience ticket.” “Come on, acrobatic flight, wake up! If you fail me now, I'll be the heroine of Legal Report Today.”
When the desert sands of the Western Regions finally trigger the ultimate storyline, Xie Yushuang stares at her identity papers: “Princess of the Former Dynasty / Mysterious Maiden of Jialan / Medicine-Experiment Subject.” She angrily tears up the script. “What is this, a match-three game?”
When the mastermind emerges from a decade-long scheme to gloat, she fires back with an edited, bald-and-ugly photo of him: “Don't get cocky.”
