Ne Zha: From the Start, I Pounded Him into Lotus Root Powder

[Nezha: Demon Child Conquers the Sea Fan Fiction + Groundhog Awakening + System + Ao Run]

Though I'm a monster, I've never wanted to kill anyone. I just want to eat well and live a quiet life.

But that evil longevity peach sent an ugly kid to knock over my pumpkin porridge, then threatened to take me away and make me into an elixir!

Thankfully, in my rage, I awakened a “Daddy System.” Not only did it explain the whole story and grant me supreme immortal power, it also gave me a magical treasure, the Chaos Goblet, which lets me absorb the power to devour heaven and earth just by eating.

From then on, I had the power to go toe-to-toe with Yuanshi Tianzun.

So I beat the ugly kid Nezha, who had knocked over my pumpkin porridge, into lotus-root powder, and stewed the deer boy who had killed a mouse from my clan into a pot of venison. Who would have thought that Taiyi Zhenren, trying to secure a chance of survival for his disciple, would actually ask to become my apprentice?

My powers are formidable, but I'm still missing a cool mount.

Just then, a seductive and alluring female dragon came to my door, insisting that she wanted to make a deal with me.

She also said her name was Ao Run. I couldn't understand why anyone would be called that. Was she really that “smooth”?

But that wasn't important.

If Dragon Immortals can ride dragons, why can't they ride my groundhog?