The Madman Who Became an Immortal Child in Ancient Times

[Warning! The heroine really is mentally ill!]

[Transmigration + System + everyone’s favorite + feel-good power fantasy + totally unhinged and hilarious]

Her delusions and mania send her hurtling into ancient times. The first thing she does after opening her eyes is shove a mouthful of shit at a crazy woman!

[System: Hello, Host. I’m your Supermarket Champion System.]

“Were you sent by the Bodhisattva Guanyin to take me away?”

[System: Uh, no?]

[Host’s health status: Mental illness (severe delusions)]

[System: ...]

[Main System: What else can we do? We’ll just have to make the best of it.]

Mai Guo: “These are the Stretch-Your-Legs-and-Stare-at-the-Sky Pills I made myself, little immortal. Want one?”

Mai Wen: “Your official historian is going to write for his little sister for the rest of his life!”

Mai Wu: “This humble man is willing to be his little sister’s personal mount for eight lifetimes!”

The emperor: “Little immortal, do you have any more of those manly-man immortality pills?”

The officials: “Little immortal, do you have any more of that green hair dye?”

Mai Shaotang: “Daughter, do you have any more of those Stretch-Your-Legs-and-Stare-at-the-Sky Pills? That sneaky-looking kid across the street needs a dose to cure him!”