I, Taiyi Zhenren, Awakened the Tai-Two System from the Start

[Comedy + Lighthearted + Invincible + Goofy + No Regrets]

After transmigrating into the Primordial World, Taiyi Zhenren becomes the master of Ne Zha, one of Heaven's rebellious troublemakers, and is ordered by Yuanshi Tianzun to travel to Chentang Pass and send the Spirit Pearl off to be reborn.

But by chance, he awakens the Too 2 System. As long as he keeps acting like an idiot and stirring up people's emotions, he can win all sorts of divine abilities and cultivation techniques in a lottery.

And so, a generation of Too 2... ahem, of the True God Taiyi, bursts onto the scene!

"There are a thousand roads, but safety comes first. Don't drink and drive a pig, and don't drive a pig after drinking... Oh, I'll just have a little sip... There's no point leaving a tiny bit at the bottom, so I might as well finish it."

"Hey, you little brat, hit me, go on, hit me! Dun dun dun dun dun..."

"Youth has no price, disciple. You'll melt in my mouth!"

But when Ne Zha is in danger:

"If you insult my disciple, you're the one with a problem. If my disciple insults you... you're still the one with a problem!"

"It takes two to clap. Disciple, go on! Slap him and see if it doesn't make a sound. And why do you only bully my disciple and not anyone else? Go on, give him another slap so he can think about it!"

"Which bastard dares touch my disciple? Ne Zha, step back! Let your master handle this!"

"I stride like a dragon and tiger beneath the World Tree. I'm Taiyi, remember that!"

Many years later, in the Hall of Miraculous Mist:

The gods and Buddhas of heaven stared at the chubby Taiyi before them, riding a pig, then at the lineup behind him: a monkey, two jin of lotus root, and a three-eyed fellow with a dog. They couldn't help but fall into deep thought...