I, Taiyi Zhenren, Awaken the Tai 2 System at the Beginning

[Funny + Relaxing + Invincible + Funny + No Regrets] Traveling through the wilderness, Taiyi Zhenren, the master of Nezha, one of the rebels in heaven, went to Chentangguan on the orders of Yuanshi Tianzun to send the spiritual beads for reincarnation. But by chance, the Tai 2 system is awakened. As long as you keep making mistakes to arouse other people's emotions, you can win various magical powers through lottery. At this point, the first generation of Taiyi... Ah, the true god Taiyi turned out to be born! ....... "There are thousands of roads, and safety is the first priority. Don't drive a pig when you drink, and don't drink when you drive a pig... Oh, I'll just take a sip... The leftover badi is boring. You should drink it when you should." "Oh, you bastard, you hit me, you hit me, thump thump thump thump thump thump..." "Youth has no price, my disciple will melt in your mouth!" ... But when Nezha is in danger. "If you scold my disciple, that's something wrong with you, and if my disciple scolds you... That's also something wrong with you!" "It doesn't make a difference with a slap, disciple! Come on! Give him a slap and see if it makes a sound. Why don't you bully others, just bully my disciple? Disciple! Go on! Give him a slap and let him think about it!" "Which turtle dares to touch my disciple, Nezha! Back off! Let me come!" "The Dragon Walks and the Tiger Steps on the World Tree, my name is Taiyi, please remember!" ....... Many years later, in the Lingxiao Palace. The sky full of gods and Buddhas looked at Fat Taiyi, a pig rider in front of him, and then at the lineup of a monkey, two pounds of lotus root, and a dog with three eyes behind him, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought...