I Just Wanted to Be a Crooked Merchant, So How Did I End Up Saving the World?

Name: I Just Wanted to Be a Crooked Merchant, So How Did I End Up Saving the World?
Author: Silent Dream Mist

我就想当个奸商，怎么拯救世界了

by Silent Dream Mist (寂静梦烟)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 274k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Comedy, Trouble-Maker, Shameless, Invincible, High Martial Arts, Absurd Humor]

Spiritual qi is reviving on Blue Star, and everyone can awaken a supernatural ability. From the start, the protagonist Lin Shu awakens the one-in-a-million F-rank ability [Hair Control], only to be mocked to his face by his enemy. Luckily, he awakens the [General Store System] and gets his revenge on the spot!

Against his school bully, he unleashes a heavy punch with the [Generation-Rank Gauntlet]!

“I call you son. Dare you answer?”

“Dad!”

“That's right! What a good boy!”

When a delinquent shows up looking for trouble, Lin Shu uses the [Social Death Bell Shield] to make him break into an embarrassing dance on the spot~

You say ferocious spirit beasts are so strong that humans can't match them at the same level?

I'll just use [Chicken Flies, Eggs Smash] and [Six Meridian Sword] to show off and send you flying!

You say the invasion of the myriad races has left humanity on the brink of disaster?

Then have you heard the story of Lin Shu, “New Ming's Dad of Dads,” “Ancestor of All Realms,” and “The Ancient Greek God of Social Death”?

Also known as: “How Did a Merchant Like Me Become the Savior?”, “The Myriad Races Invaded Blue Star and Found Themselves a Dad,” and “I Told You to Be a Merchant, So How Did You Become King of All Realms?”

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高武，从卖缺德道具开始万界无敌Alternate title on Fanqie

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