Chen Dehuo had been unemployed for three years and seven days. He never imagined the high point of his life would come when instant noodles activated a divine System.
After being forced to bind with the "Heavenly Court 996 Merit System," his daily life becomes:
▷ Using a tribulation lightning strike to fast-charge his phone and scorching the local earth god's toupee
▷ Changing Granny Meng's soup recipe to bubble tea and earning terrible reviews from the underworld
▷ Getting caught on livestream negotiating social insurance and housing benefits with a hell HR rep at a ghost-hunting scene
Even more outrageous:
✔️ Exorcisms require a Taotie food streamer with a million followers on Bilibili
✔️ The soul-subduing bell belongs to a rapper eliminated from a music competition show
✔️ The strongest magical weapon is actually a peachwood sword from Pinduoduo, with free shipping for just 9.9 yuan
When he accidentally cracks the "source code of the divine realm":
▶️ A time-stop card bug spawns an eighth Ultraman
▶️ He rewrites the Book of Life and Death as a fanfic titled The Domineering King of Hell Falls for Me
▶️ Even the Jade Emperor's lotus throne starts automatically accepting Didi ride requests
"Can I still quit?"
With a demon king's job offer from a hellish headhunter, convenience stores in the mortal world mutating nonstop, and a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers spamming rocket gifts in the Heavenly Court livestream, this most down-to-earth divine intern in history is saving the world at the speed of a food delivery rider!
