Global Gatefall: I Became a God by Delivering Takeout

Name: Global Gatefall: I Became a God by Delivering Takeout
Author: Harvard, Later On

全球门化：我靠送外卖成神

by Harvard, Later On (随后哈佛)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 117k Words
Genre: Mystery
Subgenre: Mystery & Supernatural
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Horror + suspense + Cthulhu + supernatural powers + wild imagination

On a stormy night, my food delivery order reads: “Deliver to 77 Huangquan Road.”

I’m forced to become a courier between the worlds of the living and the dead.

Every five-star review extracts a customer’s soul,

while a bad review gets me hunted by creatures from the Gate Realm.

When I discover that my father’s last order before he disappeared was sent to the Bermuda Triangle,

and that my mother has turned into a faceless being in her hospital bed,

I finally understand:

The funeral-home spirit money, blood pearls from haunted houses, and eyeballs from the ghost market that I delivered over the years…

were all life-extending orders from ancient conglomerates!

Now my insulated delivery box holds quantum talismans capable of rewriting reality,

the back seat of my electric scooter carries a mechanical alchemist who transmigrated from the Qin Dynasty,

and my phone shows a 48-hour countdown to life or death…

Either I use five-star reviews to rewrite humanity’s end,

or all of civilization becomes takeout for the Gate Realm.

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