The Witch at War

“Li Ni, is that right?”

“Who are you?”

“We found your biological parents through DNA testing.”

“Okay.”

“...”

The day Li Ni reunited with her biological family was the happiest day of her life so far. The “toys” in the countryside were just about worn out, so at last she could move to a new map and keep causing trouble!

“Sis, I’m the younger sister Mom and Dad adopted to remember you. It’s nice to meet you.”

“How are you still alive?”

“What?”

“The real deal is back. Why are you still standing around, you fake? Huh, your skin looks pretty thick. I want to cut it open and see.”

“...”

“Li Ni, my fiancé is the girl I grew up with, not a country bumpkin like you. Don’t get any ridiculous ideas.”

“Big talk, though there are a few things about you that leave a lot to be desired.”

“You... You’re completely unreasonable!”

“Quit yapping. A caterpillar is more useful than you!”

“...”

“Li Ni, what kind of attitude is that? We’re your parents!”

“What kind of attitude do you want? You old fossils, you’re not long for this world, yet you’ve got a lot of nerve.”

“Li Ni, I regret taking you back!”

“Then hurry up and die! I’m the one who really regrets it. You’re so awful you can’t even be properly awful. You’re like spoiled meat, too unappetizing to eat but too good to waste. You’ve completely ruined my appetite!”

“...”