Tomb Raiding: So What If I Ship the Female Characters? How Does It Affect You?

[Tomb Raiding + Multiple Male Leads + All Male Leads Are Virgins + Major OOC Warning + High-Stakes Battles + Love Triangle Chaos + Absurd Comedy + Hilarious Daily Life + Fivefold Harvest of Gu Poisons + Sacrificial Playstyle]

[Names have been altered to homophones, and many elements are the author's own inventions]

Tang Jingjing isn't a member of the Zhang family, yet she never ages. No one knows where she really came from, and even her own memories of the past are hazy.

After Tang Jingjing is struck by the Flowing Cloud Scent, she keeps finding excuses to snuggle up to people.

Hei Xiazi tries to steal her away twice, but fails both times and gets savagely roasted by Xiaoge.

Hei Xiazi: "I wanna sue him."

Tianzhen pretends to be sick to win Jingjing's sympathy, but Xiaoge cures him with a single dose of medicine.

When danger strikes in the rainforest and they are surrounded by wild chicken-necked snakes, everyone thinks they're doomed. Then the snakes suddenly... start dancing for them???

This makes no sense. Absolutely no sense!