The third minute Lu Ren accidentally swallowed a "mint candy" in the bar, the system for cultivating immortals - someone else's Golden Elixir Nascent Soul - popped up on his retina, and there were all BUG warnings here. The unemployed programmer looked at the garbled ghosts all over the floor, and suddenly felt that changing the requirements document was not so scary. After all, the perfect [996 Eclipse Spirit] in front of him was chasing him for three streets with the [Unresponsive] icon.
"Look at you!" Yi Cheng, an exorcist with a Northeastern accent, swung the mechanical compass and smashed the resentful spirit into the QR code. "It was only when the smoke came out of your ancestral grave that you encountered your aunt's spiritual core. From now on, you are the 250th generation outsourced disciple of our Lao Yi family!" He was forced to sign the electronic soul Lu Ren discovered that this world of cultivating immortals was a hellish joke tailor-made for programmers: saving hungry ghosts can accumulate merit points and exchange them for snail powder coupons; the charm of the thousand-year-old fox demon was like a screen full of garbled pop-ups; even the founder Tuomeng had to scan codes and burn paper money.
[You have the following updates pending]
1. Repair the Huangpu River Dragon Vein firewall vulnerability (reward: Sword Flying Trial Version)
2. Clear the data of Internet celebrity live broadcast room Shuijunyao (dropped: Beauty filter fairy)
3. Prevent technology companies from turning seven emotions and six desires into blockchain (unlock achievement: Cyber Zhong Kui)
