My New Roommate Has a Plan for Me!

[Two male protagonists + double cleansing + 1v1 + sweet pet + he + short story] Handsome, cool and aggressive x homophobic straight man Shen Lan took back her hand slowly and asked casually: "Homophobic?" I stood on my head with hair all over my body: "Who said that? I just..." "The Straight Man's Survival Guide is exposed on your bookshelf." The corner of Shen Lan's mouth evoked an imperceptible loneliness, and when she turned around, the strap of her bathrobe swept across my wrist. "Don't worry, I'm not interested in fried puppies!" Me: "..."