On the day when social worker Lin Xiaoman was struck to death by lightning, there were still 38 voice messages from Party A on his cell phone.
The King of Hell crossed his legs and threw out the verdict: "You have not yet expired, but the automatic renewal of Meituan membership violates the rules of heaven - you will either lose your soul or deliver food to me!"
**Later, the Three Realms headlines exploded:**
- Meng Po soup was given one star by the King of Hell for forgetting to add spicy millet.
- Sun Wukong angrily denounces the Tightening Curse lubricant as fake
- Nezha's Samadhi True Fire Grilled Cold Noodles burned through the Lingxiao Palace
**Her daily life:**
✓ Purchase hair growth lotion for Black and White Impermanence
✓ Help Tang Monk optimize the scripture-seeking route map
✓ Serve as a foodie in Meng Po's live broadcast room
✗ Banned from the entire Tianting 12315 network
**System tips:**
"Dear, your resurrection progress: 0.0001%~"
"Warning! If you accept negative reviews again, you will be permanently reincarnated as Party A's fixer!"
**The day when 100,000 five-star reviews are collected——**
The physical body in the cold storage suddenly opened its eyes, and the Meituan order felt hot in the palm of my hand:
"You have a new order, consignee: Tiandao."
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**Reading instructions:**
1. Party A forced me to change the plan, and the King of Hell forced me to drink Meng Po soup. The workers of this generation are all filling holes even if they die.
2. Heaven and earth are in full involution, and the gods are more clever than you at playing tricks.
3. Click to watch Westward Journey F4 live broadcast crash
