One Player Takes Down the Korean Baduk Association, and the National Team Begs Me to Join

"Cheating on a livestream? No, this is the mathematical wisdom of our Chinese ancestors!"

When the Korean referee robbed Ke Jie of the championship again, I pulled out some scratch paper and worked it out on the spot:

The Mobius strip breaks the ladder, and the Klein bottle slaughters the dragon!

The whole internet went wild:

"Holy crap! He's playing Go with the rabbit sequence!"

"The Korean ninth-dan player calculated so hard he threw up on the spot!"

"State media: Now that's a true national champion!"

The Korea Baduk Association was furious and reported me: "He must be secretly using AI!"

I whipped out the Nine Chapters on the Mathematical Art that Grandma had picked up: "Are algorithms from China 3,000 years ago enough to crush you?"

Later, armed with mathematical Go records, I swept across the world:

Atop Tokyo Tower, I used pi to seal away Japan's Go champion!

At the Seoul tournament, I drove Korean AI crazy with the Pythagorean theorem!

At the World Go Championship awards ceremony, I pointed at the camera and sneered: "I hear you're applying to have Go recognized as cultural heritage. Come on, kneel down and listen to me explain Zu Chongzhi's theorem!"