A Guide to Raising All Twelve Zodiac Signs as Villains

【Other people bring top students to academic competitions. I bring a monk and a boxing king to blow up the whole school. Principal: This year’s discipline committee has a very complicated makeup!】 The homeroom teacher asked everyone to fill out a “Special Talents Registration Form.” Ni Xiu promptly produced files on three “dangerous offenders”: “Tong Tian: beat a martial arts instructor to tears at eight, kicked a heavy bag apart with Muay Thai at twelve, and is now the student our school most wants to expel.” “Ma Mo: uses a broom as a Fangtian Ji halberd; last semester he got a major demerit for modifying the cafeteria’s meat slicer.” “Miaozhen: a lovesick runaway from Shaolin Temple. He appears to chant sutras while striking a wooden fish, but actually spends every day helping girls write breakup curse talismans.” As the famous slacker of the Ni family, Ni Xiu had planned to coast through life with this bunch of weirdos. But his grandfather’s bizarre family rule forced him into action: “You and Ni Dao: whoever becomes the underground boss of Heilongjiang Province first inherits the family’s secret bubble tea recipe!” When the whole school realized something was off about the new transfer students, What was even more outrageous was: “Tong Tian, go take back the basketball court! Ma Mo, turn the principal’s toupee into a drone! Miaozhen... never mind, go to the radio station and play Buddhist chants to deliver the heartbroken girls.” The school bullies trembled as they stared at a mop modified into a spiked club. “Brother Xiu, we’re only stealing instant noodles from the convenience store. Why bring along a monk who knows Arhat Fist?” 【School life + fiery action + wish fulfillment + a crowd of underlings + hilarious underdog comeback: a maverick godfather conquers the whole school through morning exercises!】