Dual Cultivation to Sainthood: Nezha Insists on Binding Herself to Me for Good

[Hilarious cultivation + sweet livestreams + fated dual cultivation + comeback and face-slapping]

The day I transmigrated as Ao Bing, I got bound to a bizarre dual-cultivation System.

“The Host must dual cultivate with Nezha to stay alive!”

But when the haughty Nezha, with her Huntian Sash tied around her, charged at me with spear in hand, I whipped out an ancient water mirror and started a livestream.

On the first day of our dual-cultivation livestream, the bigwigs of the Three Realms all became my top donors.

As Nezha pressed her Fire-Tipped Spear to my throat, a System notification popped up:

“Viewer donations have topped one hundred million! We recommend unlocking the [Immortal-Binding Rope play].”

Is there still time to run for my life? Asking here, and I’m in a real hurry!

Other people cultivate by taking pills. I cultivate by showering my partner with affection.

Other people dual cultivate in warm, red-curtained rooms. For us, it’s a battlefield.

She scorches our master’s beard with her Samadhi True Fire, while I unleash a waterspout from the Eastern Sea that topples the Lingxiao Palace.

When the celestial soldiers surrounded us, we were holding hands and editing the Book of Marriage:

“Master, this is called dual cultivation through a love tribulation!”

“Try livestreaming again and I’ll rip out your dragon tendons!”

Nezha’s ears turned bright red.

“Ripping tendons is no substitute for dual cultivation.”

I smiled and opened the donation page.

When the great powers of the primordial world gathered to watch us undergo our love tribulation

“Ao Bing! How dare you lead my disciple astray!” The Real Taiyi came charging over with his sword.