Zhongli Was Forced to Offer Himself in Marriage Because His Wish Was Too Strong

The socially anxious college student Lin Yueyue spent 8,888 yuan on love, only to buy a contract for Zhongli to protect her wherever she went.

She accidentally cut her hand while cooking, and her blood dripped onto the bonus gift, activating the contract.

That night, amid the mist in the bathroom, the retired Geo Archon stepped out of the mirror, looking devastatingly handsome: "The contract is sealed."

So, about summoning your video game husband into the real world...

When you eat instant noodles, he'll elegantly pour you tea: "The Director says junk food shortens one's life."

He'll use a Geo lance to crack a walnut for you, only to shatter the tea table: "This thing... is more fragile than Azhdaha's scales."

Worst of all, he has to materialize for three minutes at midnight and make physical contact. His dragon tail coils around your ankle: "The contract is taking its toll. Lend me some of your body heat."

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"Zhongli, the contract never said we had to kiss to renew it!"

"By general reasoning, Miss Lin was the one who first... with the life-size body pillow of yours truly..."

>>The god knows nothing of love, yet carves Geo patterns across your soul<<

>>When he starts hiding the empty bags of chips you finish, you've already won this game<<