Failed to Ascend? Where the Heck Did You Send Me?!

Urban Cultivation + Everyday Life + Lighthearted

Not traditional cultivation! Not a cultivation novel! And it won’t turn into a cultivation-focused story later, either!

Everyday life takes center stage. No playing the pig to eat the tiger, no scheming and intrigue.

Su Chen is a cultivation prodigy from the world of cultivation.

Before even reaching a thousand years of age, he had attained heights many cultivators could only dream of.

People in the cultivation world call him the “Jade-Faced Immortal Venerable” (a title he gave himself, actually).

At last, this day had arrived: the most important moment of his life, ascension!

For ages, he had dreamed constantly of the wonderful life awaiting him in the upper realm.

He had worked several times harder than ordinary people to reach it. Even at nearly a thousand years old, he had never experienced anything of the mortal world, spending every day in seclusion and arduous cultivation.

Thankfully, all that effort had been worth it!

I, Su Chen, ascend today!

But, as you might expect, the unexpected happened after all.

After weathering dozens of tribulations, he endured the final lightning tribulation that would guide him to the upper realm.

Huh? Do people in the upper realm always wrap themselves up this tightly when greeting newcomers? And what’s with these strange outfits?

This isn’t the upper realm! Where the heck have you brought me?!