Doomsday: I'm Here to Squeeze the Players for All They're Worth

[Doomsday] [Game] [Comedy] [Scheming] [Capitalist]

Bad news: The zombie crisis has erupted.

Good news: I can summon players!

In that case, I'll put the players to work. Charge them to revive! Charge them to upgrade skills! Charge them to reduce fatigue! Charge them to use the bathroom!

Since you're already here, pay to work!

While other survivors tremble in fear amid the zombie hordes, Lin Mo smiles at his players:

“Working 24/7 is a blessing, zombie waves are team-building exercises, and a broken respawn point? That's just survival of the fittest!”

Thirty years later

Tell us, player, what do you think of His Highness Lin Mo, “The Last Handsome Man in Doomsday,” “The Eternal Light of the Zombie World,” “The Idol of Ten Billion Survivors,” and “Our Emperor Forever”?

Player A: A cowardly strategist who expects to fail.

Player B: I'd call him the Scrooge of Doomsday. He'll take even the last coin out of a zombie's pocket.

Player C: He even slipped a coupon into the quest rewards: Get 100 favorability, then lose 5!