Friendly reminder, the author's mental state is touching, read with caution***
When Lu Chen poured milk tea on the cyber tombstone for the 108th time, he was finally convinced that he might be the unluckiest time traveler in history. Former professional player of "Interstellar Funeral", now starving to death underworld correspondent.
The left hand is a mechanical prosthetic leg studded with LED lights, and the right hand is holding a cup of shroud milk tea with green bubbles.
The bound system is even more insane:
**"The host's death anxiety level exceeds the standard! Please perform a graveyard disco show immediately!"**
So the weird style of painting appeared:
- Play "Nuclear Explosion Divine Comedy" on suona to sing to Cyber Bodhisattva
- Teach your animal-eared pet to dance "Pure Land" on the urn
- Turn anti-fan comments into old vinegar and sell them to gourmets from other worlds
- Sell cyber paper drones at the scene of the cultivator's robbery
What's even more outrageous is——
**Miaotan Bodhisattva** rushed to knock electronic wooden fish for him.
**Kyuubi Chairman** uses his tail as a bed warmer.
**Hehuan Sect AI** greets him every day in Zu'an dialect...
- Funeral car drift crack information cocoon room
- The army of cute pets bites the nerves of big data
- The ancient fairy uses magic to rewrite the user agreement
** "Family members, please pay attention! Tip coins to unlock the maid tea party!"
Reading instructions
1. Contains a lot of underworld operations, please do not hold back your laughter at the funeral site
2. Every barrage you make may rewrite the plot (be careful hahaha)
(Warm reminder: Reading this book may cause sequelae - when I see a milk tea shop, I want to ask "Can I water the grave?")