[Pure chaos + no romance + true friendship]
When other people get their spiritual roots tested: they bathe, burn incense, and kowtow three times.
When Shen Jinbin gets his spiritual roots tested: he gets launched off an electric shock bed.
When other people slay their inner demons: they risk death, and their Daoist hearts waver.
When Shen Jinbin slays his inner demon: “Bro, did your doctor drive you crazy too?”
While the entire cultivation world studies his “Great Dao aphorisms”:
“Drink more hot water” = temper your body in lava
“One more round” = turn back time
“I'm not a shut-in, and I don't like NPCs” = reject the immortals
