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Have you ever wondered what transmigrating would be like? I got to experience it firsthand, and it was one calamity after another. I nearly laughed myself breathless.
Right after I transmigrated, I fell straight into a mud pit and became a walking mud statue. I wanted to act aloof in front of the passersby, but the moment I opened my mouth, my modern slang terrified them. They thought I was some kind of demon.
When I asked a passerby for information, I said, “What era is this?” They stared at me blankly, and only then did I realize I should have asked, “What year is it?”
At the inn, the waiter asked what I wanted to eat, and I blurted out, “Get me some takeout.” I left him completely baffled. In the end, I randomly ordered a few dishes, and the taste nearly killed me.
That night, the ancient bedding was so hard and thick that even turning over took effort. The next day, my modern way of walking got a pack of kids chasing after me, shouting, “Freak!”
On my first transmigration, I was like an “alien” who’d stumbled into ancient times. But no worries. I’ve got a good attitude. Maybe I’ll even make a name for myself here as a “comedy star”!
