Apocalyptic Cthulhu system + hilarious system + recovery of terrifying creatures
Jiang Xiaobei was an ordinary mental hospital morgue manager until one day, he was bound to the "Strongest Street Vendor System" and was tasked with selling all kinds of indescribable "delicacies": spicy brains, iron plate tentacles, ancient god dandruff... Customers include but are not limited to: a head nurse whose lower body is a centipede, a surgical instrument man whose heart is a television, and a mutant jellyfish obsessed with chess.
However, as the business grew, Jiang Xiaobei discovered that these "ingredients" actually came from the remains of ancient alien gods, and his customers were contaminated humans and creatures. What's worse is that a certain unnameable "He" has set his sights on him, with a countdown of 72 hours, and the end is about to come.
In order to survive, Jiang Xiaobei had to set up a stall to make money while unlocking blind boxes of grammatical pets: Naohua Mo Xiao who can draw star maps, tentacle dumplings that can swallow nightmares, and a transparent jellyfish that always wants to tamper with his memory. At the same time, he also has to deal with the pursuit of the "Abnormal Things Cooking Association", the conspiracy of the director of the mental hospital, and the awakening altar of the ancient god on the back of the moon...
This is an apocalyptic adventure intertwined with absurdity and horror, as well as the ultimate showdown between sanity and madness.
**Warm reminder:**
1. Please do not read late at night to avoid hearing indescribable whispers.
2. Eating our products may cause random mutations, so please choose carefully.
3. If you see the moon cracking, please take "Sane Little Soybeans" immediately.
