Late at night during the winter vacation, my gaming partner Xu Yuxin suddenly sent me a piece of "Guide to Quantum Meditation."
"Fellow Taoist, if you master this skill, you can use your sword to deliver food and earn over 10,000 yuan a day!"
I had just made my second grade pose in front of the Chinese character spell in the document when the entire dormitory building suddenly lost power - the mobile phone automatically played her live broadcast of cultivating immortality. Thunder clouds were surging in the screen. This "Nascent Soul Monk" wearing a LO skirt was flying in the sky on a milk tea cup.
When I meditated on the gaming chair 24 hours a day as she said, I found that I could actually freeze Coke from a distance;
When reciting the "Hydrogen Helium Lithium Beryllium Boron" mental method to pass "Eternal Calamity", the BOSS's explosive equipment actually appeared on the bedside;
When the hungry ghost Tao Heiying was lying on my instant noodle bucket sucking spiritual energy, she sent me the Taobao link for purchasing Meng Po Soup...
I suddenly discovered that this "fairy sister" who asked for milk tea every day had the reflection of the nine-tailed fox hidden in the photos in her circle of friends.
Now, the 49-day countdown hangs overhead:
If you interrupt your meditation, you will be swallowed up by the evil spirits. If you practice successfully, you will be able to transcend tribulations and ascend.
The last line of the "Precautions for Overcoming Tribulation" sent by Xu Yuxin reads:
"Dear, no compensation will be paid if the electrical appliances damaged by the tenth lightning tribulation~"
Guide to Immortal Cultivation for Modern Social Animals x Cyberpunk Netherworld
When quantum physics hits the golden elixir road, this winter vacation is not about playing games, it's about life!
