Qi Sheng, a well-known street fighter in the Internet literary world, was awarded the "Level 10 Certificate of Retirement" after losing ten games in a row.
While I was typing on the keyboard with tears in my eyes to write my retirement declaration, I was suddenly tied up by a chatter system——
"Host, stop writing your speech, your writing style is not even worthy of being withdrawn from the circle!" The system outputted with a slap in the face, "The farming essay written by the elementary school student next door's feet has three more zeros than yours!"
From then on, Qi Sheng's daily life became:
During the day, I was chased by readers and scolded as "a broken dog", and at night, I was pressed by the system to revise the article——
"This fighting scene looks like a square dance brawl, delete it!"
"The heroine's name is so crude that Wen Quxing's coffin board shook violently. Change it!"
"Friendly reminder: When you were writing the emotional scene, I even applied for orphan insurance on behalf of the male protagonist!"
In order to block the system's mouth, Qi Sheng was forced to write violent words, but found that the more he scolded, the more excited he became:
"It is detected that the host's blood pressure reaches the standard, and the achievement [Incompetent and Furious Street King] is unlocked!"
"Congratulations! You have achieved '100 consecutive revisions' and will be rewarded with an electronic version of the "Guide to Preventing Hair Loss for Internet Writers"!"
Qi Sheng threw the keyboard angrily: "Shut up! I want to be untied!"
System: "Unbinding requires completing the ultimate task - writing a novel that won't break the bank."
Qi Sheng: "... Is this mission reasonable?!"