How I Pulled Off Ridiculous Stunts and Became MVP in God-Slaying
The day delivery boy Yi An transmigrates and gets bound to the “Iconic Moments System,” the world goes crazy.
The System makes him deliver a tea drink with fish mint to Lin Qiye while wearing a lace nurse’s dress, beat eldritch evil gods senseless with hot-pot-scented pepper spray, and dance “The Chicken Cha-Cha” on the tip of Hongying’s blade to rack up quest progress.
“Congratulations, Host, on achieving the ‘Sing and Dance to Chicken You’re So Beautiful in the Divine Tomb’ achievement!”
“Godslayer Scythe unlocked, but it must be used with a pink bow.”
When Hongying grabs him by the collar and demands, “How do you even know where I hide my spicy strips?”; when Chen Muye finds that the patrol report has turned into “108 Ways to Slay Gods with Pepper Spray”; when Lin Qiye, wearing an expression as cold as ever despite being marinated in pepper spray, says, “You’re more corrupting than an evil god”…
Yi An looks at the System’s new quest and trembles:
“Recite the Great Compassion Mantra with the Ancient God Church within three hours. Reward: Hongying’s strawberry hair tie (Godslayer-grade).”
“Is this lousy System trying to kill me twice?”
