A Cthulhu Investigator Won't Die in the Main God Space

[COC] [Main God Space] [Infinite Roleplay]

“KP, would it be too much if I brought a shovel to this module and dug right through the fourth wall?”

“?”

When Lin Jiuming was pulling an all-nighter in Miskatonic University’s library, he thought the most terrifying thing in life was an unfinished thesis titled “The Corrosive Effects of The Colour Out of Space on Western Zhou Bronzes.”

It wasn’t until he was transported to the Main God Space that he discovered what real horror was:

“Getting the children’s doodle edition of the Necronomicon?”

“A teammate doing the ‘Paradise’ dance in front of a Dagon idol and triggering a hidden quest?”

“Getting Yog-Sothoth a bubble bath as a reward for completing The Dunwich Horror?”

“Nyarlathotep taking the form of an HR rep and telling you they’re making cuts...”

“Before you run, remember to scan the Seven Mysterious Chapters of the Profound Lord into a QR code and take it with you!”

[Sanity-Saving Tips]

For best results, enjoy the electronic version of the Seven Mysterious Chapters of the Profound Lord as your reading snack.

If Nyarlathotep disguises itself as a Miskatonic professor, immediately recite the “Eight Questions for Exposing Scams and Saving Your Soul.”

Watching this automatically grants the “Yog’s Gaze” buff (study efficiency ↑, hair remaining ↓)